Ballad of the Emperor's New ClothesAn emperor there was who ruled over his land,
and beloved of all was he.
One blemish there was which tempered his fame,
and that was his vanity.
This showed most of all in the clothes that he wore,
he chose them all with great care.
The rarer the cloth, the finer the weave,
his ego provided the snare.
There came two rogues to his court one day
and told him an impious fib:
they could weave him a suit which could only be seen
by those who were fit for their job.
Oh, good thought the emperor and forthwith engaged
them to weave him a suitable suit
of magical cloth which would sort out his staff
in a way which none could refute.
The rascally pair then set up a loom
and produced some invisible thread,
all the while going through just the motions required
to bamboozle the emperor’s head.
When the emperor came later to look at their work,
he just couldn’t see a thing.
But he did not dare to own up to the truth
for the censure such candour would bring.
That he was not fit for an emperor’s job,
the thought was too galling to bear.
So he ordered new clothes for the next festive day
of magical cloth to wear.
He removed his attire at the rascals’ bequest,
and donned his new clothes for effect,
secure in the knowledge his people would see
what he could not himself detect.
As bare as the day on which he was born
the emperor processed on the way,
and none could dare tell the truth that he saw
no magical suit on display.
Till a childish voice in the crowd was heard,
(of guile in it there was none);
‘The emperor promised he’d wear his new clothes,
but look, he’s got nothing on!‘